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JPTV Jr.: Don't Screw With Thomas the Tank Engine

Thomas is watching you. / Photo: HIT Entertainment
In the New York Times, reporter David Barboza writes about his experiences as a prisoner of Thomas the Tank Engine, or more accurately, of the Chinese factory he was investigating after reports emerged of lead paint in Chinese-made Thomas toys. It's not a TV story, exactly, but I had to link it because it fits perfectly with uneasy suspicions I've always had. Not about China, but about Thomas.
OK, don't get me wrong: I know that the makers of Thomas the Tank Engine, the estate of the Rev. W. Awdry and so forth are not really responsible for the actions of factory managers and authorities in China. But, back me up here, parents: Isn't there something just a little scary, a little totalitarian, about the Isle of Sodor?
Thomas and Friends has always been the children's media empire that's creeped me out the most, and not only because of the slave-like devotion its expensive train sets inspire in toddlers. (Fortunately, Tuned In Jr. Jr. has developed only a mild case of this addiction.) What are the themes of the stories? Obedience. Fitting in. Order and discipline. Be a useful engine, Thomas! No whining, Percy! Be a team player, James! Work hard and keep the cars rolling on time!
OK, I know that seen with a less jaundiced eye, Thomas' lessons are actually about sharing and co-operation and a lot of other delightful things that small children should learn to keep from stabbing one another over the Lego blocks. And I guess the show (and the books) simply reflect a British, mustn't-grumble, stiff-upper-lip sensibility that I don't share. But to my American, individualist ear, there's something unnerving about small children being taught to be good, productive, compliant employees for their corpulent industrialist master, Sir Topham Hatt. (Speaking of whom: I much prefer his original name, The Fat Controller.)
Is anybody with me out there? Any parents who will join me in smashing the iron shackles of the Sodor regime? Or have I just been ingesting too much lead paint?
[Update: For a better thought-out Thomas critique, see also Bub and Pie. Mon sembable! Ma soeur!]
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Ah, but James, you're such a useful engine in the giant media-industrial enterprise that is Time Warner! (And no, I'm not implying that Dick Parsons is fat.)
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I always thought "Thomas" was like a brainwashing type thing:
Thomas is a train, all boys should love trains, therefore boys should love Thomas, act and want to PLEASE Thomas.I agree, weird attraction the Thomas industry brings. I even get freaked out looking at a couple of the train characters eyes - spooky.
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Yeah, not a lot of girls in the Thomasverse, are there? There's Emily, there are a couple of passenger cars IIRC... what else?
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Female passenger cars, that's saying something. Makes me wonder about the hidden message behind Fraggle Rock and GI Joes.
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Ok James,I do see you point about the show. But you mention, "there's something unnerving about small children being taught to be good, productive, compliant employees for their corpulent industrialist master". Isn't that what Americans are taught? Ok, not so blatent, but this country allows corporations to dictate everything, so isn't it the same difference?
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My boys liked Thomas because it was funny (in a preschool kind of way) - and little Thomas often won over the bigger, stronger engines. Yes, the lack of female engines bothered me (and back when they were little the only females were passenger cars), but that is more reflective of the time when these were written. Nothing wrong with learning to be a cooperative member of society. The engines were more accepting of the "bad boys" and oddballs than most school kids are and certainly a better message than much of the garbage spewed on Nick or Cartoon Network.
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I found the article very interesting in so far as the idea of being good and co-operative seems to be directly opposed to the idea of individuality... what an amazing conclusion to come to
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Hello, I am with Viles and Beckman, LLC. We are actively investigating the current Thomas the Tank Engine/RC2 lead toys debacle. If any parents or toy owners would like their toys to have their lead levels check (in an independent lab in Massachusetts) please contact our firm. We will happily accept your toys, return them (if you so wish), and inform you of the results of the testing.
Thank You,
Chris P.For more information please email (any of the addresses below):
metasaiyan45@hotmail.com marcus@vilesandbeckman.com
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One reason why the engines are male is because in Britain at the time most engines were spoken of in the female form so it broke with tradition, also the books were originaly just storys spoken by the rev w awdry to his son whilst he was ill and due to constant inacuracy pointed out by the child he wrote them down. Brain washing children, well most US tv shows do that it's just thomas is more inocent because it's based in the past. On the subject of brain washing most Americans are taught to pledge allegiance to a flag and follow a man who sabre rattles at all the countries America doesn't agree with or understand, thats brain washing
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