A blog about television by TIME’s TV critic James Poniewozik.

Captain Picard Weighs In...

...courtesy of his mouthpieces at Best Week Ever. Now if I can only get Seven of Nine pissed off at me, I can die happy.

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    That's some funny stuff: A noise tube from an aquarium gift shop... LOL!

    Actually, I agree that TNG is superior overall to TOS, but their selection wouldn't fit with your "begat" criteria.

    Just to be on the safe side, watch out for flaming bags from Worf on your doorstep.

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    James, resistance is futile.

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    Captain Picard as The Borg should have become a mini-series in which The Federation would have had to make a choice between killing the Captain or letting The Borg destroy The Federation. The carnage that The Borg would have caused would have been so cool.

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