Bush and Kucinich, Soulmates

The TIME presidential candidates' spouses poll, summarized from an entirely TV-centric perspective:

* Bill and Hillary watch Grey's Anatomy together. Which demands the follow-up: Team Addison or Team Meredith?

* The Kuciniches do not watch television, just like President Bush. After the campaign, they'll have to have George and Laura over for seitan burgers.

* Most Obvious Pairing: The Giulianis and 24. (OK, the McCains too, but at least the senator has asked them to ease up on the torture.)

* Barbara Richardson does not like my top-100 TV list either.

* Barack and Michelle Obama's kids, however, do.

* I expect Mitt Romney to comment at Lostwatch come next February.

* Tom Tancredo may not, in fact, be smarter than a fifth grader.