The title explains itself. I have long believed that there is a Simpsons quote appropriate to pretty much every situation in life, and life has yet to prove me wrong. Who among us, in times of trouble, has not called on the help of Jeebus?

So what's your favorite? I think it's hard to improve on "Here's to alcohol: The cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems!" But I'm sure you will.

And remember: Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

While Flesh-James is on vacation, Robo-James has generated this free-for-all thread to discuss anything that's caught your eye in the worlds of TV, media, or other matters Tuned Inland-y. Think of it as do-it-yourself guest blogging.