A blog about television by TIME’s TV critic James Poniewozik.
Vacation Robo-Post: Favorite Simpsons Quotes
The title explains itself. I have long believed that there is a Simpsons quote appropriate to pretty much every situation in life, and life has yet to prove me wrong. Who among us, in times of trouble, has not called on the help of Jeebus?
So what's your favorite? I think it's hard to improve on "Here's to alcohol: The cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems!" But I'm sure you will.
And remember: Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
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