Your Daily Palin TV Update

ABC has released its schedule for dishing out Charles Gibson's Alaskan Sarahstravaganza: excerpts of the interview will air tonight on World News and Nightline and tomorrow on Good Morning America, World News and 20/20. [In other campaign-TV news, I should also note that Richard Stengel—a.k.a. my boss—will moderate a forum on service with John McCain and Barack Obama, to be carried on cable news and PBS at 8 p.m. E.T.]

Meanwhile, Funny or Die seeks to cash in on Palinmania with Gina Gershon as the Alaska governor:

Gina Gershon, you are no Paris Hilton. Most of the lines are hardly jokes so much as reworded knocks against Palin as nominee, and I suspect the main reason anyone will forward this is to see Gershon doing an in-the-flesh recreation of that Photoshopped picture of Palin in a bikini holding a gun.

I've still got to go with Benincasa FTW:

Best line comes at :35—"'I'm gonna text you who my vice president is!' 'Oh, who is it?' 'It's Mr. Joe Biden!' Wa-WAAAAA!"