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The Morning After: How Do You Like Them Apples?

Spoilers for the season premiere of Top Chef coming up after the jump:

I don't know about you, but if I'm at a restaurant and the chef sends out a plate of apples drenched in human blood, I'm sending them back. This presentation was not a disqualifier on last night's two-elimination first round of the new Top Chef, which kicked off with an apple-peeling challenge using knives, an event that promised a sanguinary good time. As soon as Tom Colicchio announced the challenge, I knew it as well as Daniel Day-Lewis: There will be blood

Per usual, it looks like it will take a couple episodes for the characters to really emerge, so just a few random notes: 

* Long Island City is known for Middle Eastern food? News to me. I mainly know it for industrial zoning and the Fresh Direct warehouse. Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn might have been a more picturesque Middle Eastern food district, with Sahadi's emporium and the strips of halal butchers, but then I'm biased. (Expect lots more NYC neighborhood pedantry from me this season!)

* Loved how Radhika announced that the last thing she wanted was for the judges to assume that, just because she was South Asian, that she'd make a lot of Indian food, then for her first dish made—apple chutney. 

* So every year but one the winner of the first challenge has won Top Chef? I hadn't noticed, but thanks for pointing it out—now I don't need to watch the rest of the season. Way to draw the viewers back!

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    The last two seasons seemed stocked with top notch chefs. At first glance, this does not seem to be the case this season. It seems more like the casting of Season 1 - one culinary student, another one fresh out of school? I suppose we'll see heroes/villains emerge but the overall (high) talent level was not as obvious to me off the bat.

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    Oh, man. A lot happened in this episode. Team Rainbow, Team Europe, even Team Bald. But I'm surprised you didn't mention the most ironic, yet fair part of the episode.
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    *SPOILER SANDWICH*
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    When everyone is meeting on the boat during the beginning of the episode, there happens to be two contestants who know eachother from school and had a "crazy" time together: Lauren and Patrick. So have the Bravo gods spoken? The overconfident Lauren gets the axe because of her apple salad and the under-experienced Patrick gets the axe for his lackluster dish. I found it poetic...and fair.
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    *SPOILER SANDWICH* In case you read things from the bottom-up.

  • 4

    Note to Findlander Stefan, vinaigrette is an emulsion. Just pointing it out in case he reads Tuned In.

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